Showing posts with label You just can't make this shit up. Show all posts
Showing posts with label You just can't make this shit up. Show all posts

14 July 2011

A Vagillion Points of Light

"We can find meaning and reward by serving some higher purpose than ourselves, a shining purpose, the illumination of a Thousand Points of Light...We all have something to give."   -  President George Herbert Walker Bush


I would like to take this a step further by suggesting a not a million, a billion, nor even a trillion - but a vagillion points of light.  It appears that this beauty salon in Lincolnshire agrees with my thinking and is prepared to make this happen for me and like-minded ladies.  How much more of a shining statement can one woman make? Score one for the Bush-meister!



22 May 2011

Joy and Rapture

I am sure that you may have heard that the Rapture was meant to come yesterday.  BTW - it didn't. But I don't see it as a total loss. I mean sure, now I have to go to work on Monday and there are the 13 loads of laundry I was hoping to put off......


That aside, Isn't it great how crazy people like Harold Camping bring out the best in all of us.  Let us look at a glass half full.  Who else but a nut job could inspire so many people to get creative and have a giggle. Here are a few nuggets that I have found delightfully laugh worthy.  Don't stop Harold - I may need more laughs in the future.



A little practical joke you can plan on friends, neighbors and strangers the next time a Rapture opportunity presents itself.



Obviously this guy's family knew something he didn't.....


I think this one is my favorite.  What an awesome day this guy had.  First, drinking beer whilst doing a number 2, then getting to meet the big guy in the sky. My only question is, did he have a chance to wipe?




 I am going to see if I can order this billboard for the side of my house.




I'm just saying.......




I have some wonderfully twisted friends in California that would probably be on board to make this one happen.  If you need extra hands for the big release, please give me a call and I will get on a plane and be there.  That is one party I do NOT want to miss.







I think this just says everything.  Blame it on Bill Gates.




INSTALLING RAPTURE.
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Enough said.  LMAO.  I am going to go do my 13 loads of laundry with a smile on my heathen face.